By Li’l Matt, Editor, Mid-South Kitty Review
Photos by Nancy Brannon
Wherever possibility of rodent terrorism exists, or when the welfare of horses and their people is endangered, the state has a duly authorized organization that swings into action. It may be called the State Militia or the State Police or the Highway Patrol or the Emergency Management Agency. But in the realm of Barnland Security, providing biosecurity protection for your barn, feed store, veterinary clinic – wherever rodent terrorist may exist – it is called the Feline Patrol.
The Feline Patrol is an integral division of Barnland Security. As security agents stationed all over the nation, the cats’ duties are wide-ranging, but their goal is clear: a safer, more secure nation, which is resilient against rodent terrorism and other potential threats.
These Agents are unobtrusive, always vigilant even when they appear to be sleeping. They easily blend into a variety of situations, able to infiltrate all kinds of human-equine relationships where biosecurity is vital. They can appear to be just a normal pet, but in disguise, they roam the night seeking out rodent terrorism cells and eliminating the threat. Sometimes an Agent may seem to “just appear” at your barn, residence, store, etc. This is not merely a random encounter. Rest assured, this Agent has been explicitly sent to your area for biosecurity protection by the Home Office.
There are a few humans who have an extraordinary ability to communicate with animals. With horses, they are known as “horse whisperers.” With cats, these humans are able to master the complex language “Kittyspeak,” and are better are able than most other humans to understand the intricacies of catdom. If you are one of these rare humans, consider your ability a special “gift” and use it wisely.
If you have a cat, er, Agent, at your establishment, you can rest easy, knowing that this Agent is in constant purrsuit of purrging biosecurity threats from your barn, home, or business.
Photos by Nancy Brannon
Wherever possibility of rodent terrorism exists, or when the welfare of horses and their people is endangered, the state has a duly authorized organization that swings into action. It may be called the State Militia or the State Police or the Highway Patrol or the Emergency Management Agency. But in the realm of Barnland Security, providing biosecurity protection for your barn, feed store, veterinary clinic – wherever rodent terrorist may exist – it is called the Feline Patrol.
The Feline Patrol is an integral division of Barnland Security. As security agents stationed all over the nation, the cats’ duties are wide-ranging, but their goal is clear: a safer, more secure nation, which is resilient against rodent terrorism and other potential threats.
These Agents are unobtrusive, always vigilant even when they appear to be sleeping. They easily blend into a variety of situations, able to infiltrate all kinds of human-equine relationships where biosecurity is vital. They can appear to be just a normal pet, but in disguise, they roam the night seeking out rodent terrorism cells and eliminating the threat. Sometimes an Agent may seem to “just appear” at your barn, residence, store, etc. This is not merely a random encounter. Rest assured, this Agent has been explicitly sent to your area for biosecurity protection by the Home Office.
There are a few humans who have an extraordinary ability to communicate with animals. With horses, they are known as “horse whisperers.” With cats, these humans are able to master the complex language “Kittyspeak,” and are better are able than most other humans to understand the intricacies of catdom. If you are one of these rare humans, consider your ability a special “gift” and use it wisely.
If you have a cat, er, Agent, at your establishment, you can rest easy, knowing that this Agent is in constant purrsuit of purrging biosecurity threats from your barn, home, or business.
